I was hoping to have time to finish my Daniel dÄ that I will never finish because I now have a boring life of adult working full time (can you really do that all its life?), especially since I was pretty sure that at some point, the family decides to do something boring or just not tempt me. I find myself alone in the living room, sitting on the couch that smells of new furniture store, while others look Lord of the Rings (I saw it once and it suits me). I could also hit me Braindead, but I just promise to my nephew will be seen together. Even if his mother does not want. Because it's certainly not his mother's coming my role aunt fucker, oh no, even though she said it was probably ranked 16 and older because of the big dirty violence, blood slide and Catch a scene. But I have reassured the nephew: "Aaaah, but yes, it is true that bin are two zombies who cram, but it is not very explicit, you'll see, and I'm sure you've seen worse. "
Good. He seems captivated by the film that plays at the moment, so I'll show him Braindead tomorrow when it will clear.
But here is what I really read "Paul Claudel" while I have my scope THREE (3!) books about angels ? Oh no! Da Fuck, I want to know what will happen in 2011! Because yes, there is the book Predictions 2011 Angelic *. Tse, astrology, even if you do not get tired, it's not as cool the angels. And that's what I'm going to try to prove LIVE (so big I have confidence in those books that I'm already willing to bet even if I've ever read).
Since Nic and I share the same birth date, the following predictions apply to both of us. Our name is Angel
Asaliah, our choir is called Angelic Virtues, and our president is Archangel Raphael. I would say it is what it is to know that, but I would have read other books and I'm too excited to know the predictions, 2011. So I go tussuite!
"The Year 2011 will not be an easy year for many. "Wow. It promises. (I continue reading, not about to remain depressed as well.) It seems we have the choice wisely take the consequences of impulsive acts that was posed last year, or lie in a fetal position on the cold floor of the bathroom and cry a lot. And you know what? Crying a lot that leads to nothing. And it might even make 2011 worse long flat. Eh bin.
Let us also that there will be two or three momentous events that will give us the opportunity to do spring cleaning in our lives. We must therefore solve our problems (câlisse!). The author recommends to build on a professional or an adult you trust if not our inner strength we loose a little. Who says
said predictions necessarily love life (oh, that's the Boutte's Wholesale Fonne!). If you are single, we want to necessarily cure it, and if you are a couple, or wants to know what to do to that is no longer as desperate and sad and boring, and why my love life is not like minded, right? (In any case, the predictions appear to be targeting people who think like that.) In 2011, we will live an existential questions about our sex lives because our heart is tute farted. In 2011, I'll get over my divorce and maybe even learn to love again. Yes, children Asaliah go ahead and do everything to improve their lot, and "many virtues take their love life in hand" (!). In addition, I learn that it is well to consider this advice angelic instead of yelling inter alia, oversee, it is better to take the time to talk calmly. And sit if necessary (if you fall down your chair). And consult a lawyer or an adult who you trust, if necessary. Fuck, do you think we are capable of doing that as large?
And then it's worth it to kick ass because it appears that in 2011 you may encounter nothing less than the gem. Calve! Chuize in a Disney movie, me here? But be careful of one thing: money. Because this gem may be poorer or richer than us, and that this inequality may create conflicts. My advice, Nique: pogne yourself a very wealthy man, and tell him that it bothers you not even promised juror.
I could also talk about the work, but it is a bit flat, so I'll skip to the Health section. Oh, maybe in 2011 I will definitely incorporate into my life my program rockyfication. Oh yes! Because 2011 is a year of realizations in the plane of Health body. Angels we recommend alternative therapies, except for our skin problems that may deserve to be attacked with "real" drugs. I gather that I can continue taking Yasmin for my acne treat leprosy, although it may result stroke, deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolism, heart attack, kidney stones or a severe disease gallbladder, right Asaliah? Moreover, these spiritual leaders warn that a risk of foot injury "by the glass or a nail." Cool, I'm correct on this, because I 've just walked on my highlight of 2011 that exceeded a stair. (You would still have warned me before, tse.) Fuck, you must take charge your insomnia and your headache with drugs or natural products. It is not complicated, y'know? Yinque this. And if we ever had surgery, the Angels are reassuring about the quality of care they will receive. It may be time for me to ask teetotum and pay me a facelift.
Finally, Nique, I announce with joy that we will be lucky on Tuesday, especially in April, August and October, and it is better to buy our scratch laittes outside our region (and it works: I just won $ 5 with a Monopoly purchased at Ste-Anne-de-Beaupré). "If a person with dark hair gives you flowers or fruit, it will be your sign of good luck." (Make me throw bananas by Luigi to Mario Kart, it counts you) Anyway, the Angels really insist on the fact that we will be very mardeuses this year, especially with the lottery tickets received as gifts. So I say we should buy tickets to every Tuesday and send them by mail.
There are still plenty of predictions, it is especially bad because I am not saturated worse than I want to go to sleep but I'll stop there and we keep some surprises for the year still brand new.
Before going to bed, I make a gift and I read my horoscope Charlevoix L'Hebdo: "Scorpion: Want to share things across, but you realize that it must not others tend to ask too. This is really something unique. " Before, the horoscope was signed Ms. Minou. Now it is anonymous. I almost get the impression that there is a zhom behind it.
* Joane Flansberry, Daupin The White Publishing, 2010.
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